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I tripped on our subwoofer this morning.

Now my lower back hertz.

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1. Are they really going to pick a new pope?

Or are they just blowing smoke?

2. My daughter finally started looking for a job. I told her there's an entry level job that people are dying to get into and you start with 3000 people beneath you.

Working at the graveyard isn't for everyone though!

3. A photon goes to the airport. The ticket agent asks if there's any luggage to check.

The photon replies, “No, I'm traveling light.”

4. Dad : What is the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?

Me : I don't know. Dad : You can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna. Me : What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.

5. My dad told my mom that for Easter breakfast, we should only have frozen prepackaged waffles because thats what he wanted. I said…

Thats pretty Eggotistical of you

6. I haven't talked to my wife for almost 2 years now.

I don't want to interrupt her.

7. The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

8. During the time of the Pharoahs, Egyptians would worship cats as gods.

They have NOT forgotten.

9. What did the medieval father who disapproved of his gay armorer son's career choice and sexuality say when his son when came to visit?

"Get your cuirass out of here!"

10. Jesus would have an amd pc

Because he would have ryzen

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